amslammin:

tell-me-wasitworthit:



Lions are fed frozen blood during the heatwave in Melbourne

aka the most metal popsicle 

Bc it’s full of iron hahahhahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES

hemmosauce:

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

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Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come
wecrashbang:

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

As an Australian I can confirm this as 100% accurate.
Koalas hate getting traffic offences.
spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it