whenever someone on tumblr says “I’m posting this because no one’s awake so no one will see it”, i look outside my window at the beautiful sunny day outside. it is mid afternoon. the Australians will always be awake and ready for your 3am shame posts
If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
Who built the ocean
today i was in the emergency room for a concussion and the nurse asked me when my last period was and i thought about it and replied “5th period physics”
My cousin just sent me a picture on facebook asking if I’d seen this photo of me and her so I open up the picture and
kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are