July 2012
thisisvodka:
ilovesquidward:
do dogs even know they are dogs
tumblr is finally starting to question the hard-hitting issues in today’s society
So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a...
s-o-u-l:
laugh:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
edgur:
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:
I think I’ve discovered a new color….it’s a mixture between yellow and purple…….I call it pellow..for now……
it’s called brown dude
That’s an okay name but for now I’m sticking with pellow
sassygaynations:
the only way this could get any more british is if at the end we declared war on France
hawthorny:
it’s all fun and games until it’s my country against yours
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
ccolfer:
wingaardiumlevi0sa:
there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world.
out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me.
#i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch
emiixlouu:
where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
fuckeli:
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
"10 times better than the leading brand!"
sodamnrelatable:
Then why isn’t it the leading brand…
allhailscottdisick:
fapolicious:
why does the 2012 london olympics logo look like lisa simpson giving bart a blowjob
dead.
Mum: Clean up your room before your friends come over
Me: My friends don't care whether my room is messy or clean they only care if we have food
Before getting in the shower: I would rather do anything than have a shower right now.
In the shower: Is this what heaven's like?
