thisisvodka: ilovesquidward: do dogs even know they are dogs tumblr is finally starting to question the hard-hitting issues in today’s society
So a 12.9 year old girl wearing crocs and a...
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: edgur: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: I think I’ve discovered a new color….it’s a mixture between yellow and purple…….I call it pellow..for now…… it’s called brown dude That’s an okay name but for now I’m sticking with pellow
sassygaynations: the only way this could get any more british is if at the end we declared war on France
hawthorny: it’s all fun and games until it’s my country against yours
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
ccolfer: wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me. #i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
fuckeli: plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
"10 times better than the leading brand!"
sodamnrelatable: Then why isn’t it the leading brand…
allhailscottdisick: fapolicious: why does the 2012 london olympics logo look like lisa simpson giving bart a blowjob dead.
Mum: Clean up your room before your friends come over
Me: My friends don't care whether my room is messy or clean they only care if we have food
Before getting in the shower: I would rather do anything than have a shower right now.
In the shower: Is this what heaven's like?