August 2012
Listen
“EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IT’S STARTING”
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
Listen
the queen, ladies and gentlemen
literally did not even have to press play. I just knew.
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
the scariest part about hipster blogs is they rarely have text posts. it’s like the blogger isn’t even alive; they’re just a soulless vessel fueled only by pictures of vodka bottles, fake tans, vans & fishtail braids.


